Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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