I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
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I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
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Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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