Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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