I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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