Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
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He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
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Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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