Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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