fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
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he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
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Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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