i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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