Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
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Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
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I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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