you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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