Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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