I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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