your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
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Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
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