I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
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