Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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