I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
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I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
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There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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