Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
Randomize
