he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
We need to rekindle our bromance
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
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Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
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Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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