The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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