We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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