Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
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Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
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They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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