i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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