That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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