Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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