How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
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you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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