The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
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So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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