their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
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She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
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A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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