Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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