real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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