so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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