More tranny stories later!
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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