We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
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The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
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L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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