I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Randomize
