Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
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It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
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I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
I think i got beer on your cat.
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