he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Randomize
