Three words: puerto rican gang bang
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They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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