sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
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Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
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I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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