the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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