We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
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I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
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i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.