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you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
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