On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.