She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
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just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
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I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!