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(919): View more from North Carolina

I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.

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(919): I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen. http://tfl.nu/75lv

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(631): View more from New York

just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.

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(631): just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high. http://tfl.nu/w9mm

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(734): View more from Michigan

i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..

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(734): i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth.. http://tfl.nu/wfim

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(917): View more from New York City

It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.

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(917): It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all. http://tfl.nu/vnnk

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.

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(918): He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things. http://tfl.nu/ox9y

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.

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(570): Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it. http://tfl.nu/ahvg

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.

(414): View more from Wisconsin

You're welcome.

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(262): Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits. (414): You're welcome. http://tfl.nu/kntv

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(513): View more from Ohio

hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team

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(513): hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team http://tfl.nu/e17f

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(607): View more from New York

I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

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Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.

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(607): I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! (315): Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch. http://tfl.nu/yk91

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(307): View more from Wyoming

It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"

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(307): It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically" http://tfl.nu/yzem

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(519): View more from Ontario

No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.

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(519): No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area. http://tfl.nu/eioj

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(785): View more from Kansas

Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.

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(785): Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals. http://tfl.nu/wiw7

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?

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(402): Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window? http://tfl.nu/mwbz

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(908): View more from New Jersey

I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.

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(908): I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling. http://tfl.nu/t9ar

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

How was the picnic?

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We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.

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Why didn't you put them down?

(516): View more from New York

No beer left behind.

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(413): How was the picnic? (516): We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer. (413): Why didn't you put them down? (516): No beer left behind. http://tfl.nu/j969

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