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• (607): View more from New York

  It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.

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  I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.

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• (315): View more from New York

  You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.

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• (518): View more from New York

  if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke

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• (619): View more from California

  We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.

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