im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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