ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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