My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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