im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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