Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
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i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
So squirting runs in the family.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
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you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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