I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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