why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
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You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
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He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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