Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
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He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
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Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
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well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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