so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Randomize
