What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
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wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
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WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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