I am puke
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
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