On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I have poison ivy on my dick
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"