i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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