i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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