piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
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i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
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Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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