Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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